110 Short Funny Quotes About November
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November, that quirky in-between month when pumpkin spice meets holiday lights, brings its own unique blend of moods. From the last crunch of autumn leaves to the first glimmers of winter festivities, November has a way of making us laugh, even as it nudges us toward colder days and holiday chaos. Here’s a list of funny quotes to capture the cozy, humorous, and unpredictable vibes of November.
Funny November Quotes – Part 1
- “November: when you’re too early for Christmas but too late for pumpkin spice lattes.”
- “In November, we all become experts in layering… and in hiding from family gatherings.”
- “November is like the Thursday of months—so close to the weekend, but not quite there yet!”
- “Nothing says ‘fall’ like that awkward mix of sweater weather and sweaty weather.”
- “November: when all the leaves are gone and so is my motivation.”
- “Ah, November. The month I transition from ‘fall chic’ to ‘bear in hibernation.’”
- “November: the only month where ‘sweater weather’ is code for ‘eat all the mashed potatoes.’”
- “In November, we trade pumpkins for turkeys and our patience for stuffing.”
- “November: when the sunsets at 4 p.m. but my bed calls by 8.”
- “November, where the question isn’t if you’ll overeat, but when.”
Funny November Quotes – Part 2
- “It’s that time of year when you realize all your summer bod efforts were futile.”
- “In November, we don’t count calories. We count reasons to stay in bed.”
- “The weather can’t decide between fall and winter, and I can’t decide between pie or more pie.”
- “November is when I trade my PSL for PJs and hot chocolate on the daily.”
- “My fall wardrobe? Just every cozy thing I own, piled on top of each other.”
- “November is basically 30 days of ‘Who left the thermostat down?!’”
- “If there’s anything more uncomfortable than November weather, it’s Thanksgiving family gatherings.”
- “Nothing says ‘November’ like finding pumpkin seeds in every drawer from October.”
- “November: that awkward month when it’s too cold to leave the house but too early to decorate for Christmas.”
- “November: where there’s only one goal—fit into your jeans post-Thanksgiving.”
Funny November Quotes – Part 3
- “Why do we call it ‘fall’? Because that’s what my bank balance does every November!”
- “November: that sweet spot between Halloween candy and holiday regret.”
- “In November, I try to keep warm, but all I end up doing is eating more.”
- “I love November because it’s a month full of Mondays disguised as weekdays.”
- “I’m thankful for elastic waistbands every November.”
- “November brings out my three personalities: cozy, cranky, and constantly hungry.”
- “November is when all my summer energy officially goes into hibernation.”
- “Ah, November—where even the sun calls it quits early.”
- “November is proof that 31 days of Halloween candy is too short and 31 days of Christmas music is too long.”
- “November weather: the last few breaths of fall… and my bank account.”
Funny November Quotes – Part 4
- “When life gives you November, bring on the blankets and hot cocoa.”
- “November is that middle child of the seasons: always a bit overlooked.”
- “Nothing says ‘November’ like pretending to care about football.”
- “November goal: survive the month without hearing Mariah Carey… yet.”
- “In November, we find out who’s really serious about their New Year’s resolutions. Spoiler: it’s nobody.”
- “Every November, I aim to eat ‘sensibly’ for Thanksgiving. Every November, I fail.”
- “November is a marathon of finding reasons not to go outside.”
- “November: when I realize I need to save for Christmas gifts… and also hot chocolate refills.”
- “November weather forecast: cloudy with a 100% chance of blanket forts.”
- “Every November, I realize I have a talent for avoiding family calls.”
Funny November Quotes – Part 5
- “November: when your calendar fills up, and so does your belly.”
- “Sweater weather? More like stretchy pants season!”
- “In November, we’re all just turkeys waiting to be stuffed.”
- “November: when you’re 60% soup, 30% carbs, and 10% planning holiday shopping.”
- “November: the official month of ‘it’s too cold to leave the house’ season.”
- “I love November because it’s just an appetizer for December.”
- “November is the Friday night of the holidays—preparing for the party that’s coming.”
- “November: because pretending to care about football is a full-time job.”
- “In November, we’re all just one turkey dinner away from a food coma.”
- “Every November, I think I’ll start my holiday shopping early. Every December, I laugh at that idea.”
Funny November Quotes – Part 6
- “November goal: eat mashed potatoes like it’s my job.”
- “In November, calories don’t count—they just come with extra stuffing.”
- “If you need me in November, I’ll be under a blanket somewhere with pie.”
- “In November, I live off soup, sweaters, and sarcasm.”
- “November: when you can’t decide between turning up the heat or hiding under three blankets.”
- “November is basically my excuse to dress like a blanket with a face.”
- “In November, if you’re not cold, you’re probably indoors or wrapped in a scarf.”
- “November: the month I celebrate National Eat Everything Day.”
- “If November had a theme song, it would be the sound of crunching leaves and eating leftovers.”
- “November is just December’s opening act, with fewer lights and more pumpkins.”
Funny November Quotes – Part 7
- “November is the last month to blame it on ‘fall’—after this, it’s just ‘cold’ season.”
- “November: where the smell of pumpkin fades and the smell of gravy arrives.”
- “My November goals: keep my toes warm and my plate full.”
- “Nothing says November like figuring out which relative will bring the drama this Thanksgiving.”
- “November is just one long preparation for the holiday food coma.”
- “November: the month of overeating, overspending, and overdressing.”
- “Every November, I look at my skinny jeans and laugh at my optimism.”
- “In November, you don’t measure time in days, but in leftover containers.”
- “November’s to-do list: stay warm, eat well, repeat.”
- “November: where the leaves fall, and my self-discipline falls right with them.”
Funny November Quotes – Part 8
- “November: the month where ‘just one bite’ is a complete lie.”
- “When November hits, so does my blanket-fort building skill level.”
- “November is the season of gratitude—and mashed potatoes.”
- “In November, my hobbies include napping, snacking, and hiding from holiday shopping.”
- “November is just a countdown to New Year’s resolutions I won’t keep.”
- “I look forward to November because it’s basically 30 days of cozy laziness.”
- “November is sweater weather, but only because my shirts don’t fit after Halloween.”
- “November: where I can pretend my sweatpants are a fashion statement.”
- “November is just a month-long game of hide-and-seek with the sun.”
- “When November rolls in, my willpower rolls out.”
Funny November Quotes – Part 9
- “November: the unofficial holiday for introverts.”
- “November—the month where carbs become a food group.”
- “In November, I basically become a human burrito in blankets.”
- “November goal: stay warm and stay out of family drama.”
- “In November, I hibernate… except for food.”
- “November: a month-long cozy marathon to get through until the holidays.”
- “When November arrives, so do my excuses to never leave the couch.”
- “November weather: sweater season, if you’re brave enough to go outside.”
- “November: a time for being thankful and for ignoring holiday budgets.”
- “November: when the calendar screams ‘fall’ but the weather whispers ‘winter.’”
Funny November Quotes – Part 10
- “November is when my mind says gym, but my heart says gravy.”
- “In November, I go from counting steps to counting bites.”
- “November: the art of hiding under blankets while you wait for December.”
- “November’s forecast: 80% procrastination, 20% leftover pie.”
- “Every November, my house turns into a cozy cave, and I’m the bear in it.”
- “November is the season of carbs, coziness, and choosing nap time over gym time.”
- “November is my excuse to eat pie for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.”
- “The best thing about November? An endless supply of reasons to stay in.”
- “November: where my oven’s always on, and my motivation’s always off.”
- “November: 30 days to pretend holiday shopping isn’t real yet.”
Funny November Quotes – Part 11
- “In November, my sweater is my cape and my couch is my kingdom.”
- “November: where mashed potatoes are a food group.”
- “November: when I can pretend my messy bun is from cold weather, not laziness.”
- “November: the month for eating pies, not exercising.”
- “In November, all roads lead to leftover pie and couch time.”
- “November: I plan my meals around comfort food and warm drinks.”
- “Every November, I find I’m thankful for elastic waistbands.”
- “November’s real motto: eat, sleep, and repeat.”
- “November: the month where even the sun is too tired to shine for long.”
- “In November, I have two goals: stay warm, and stay full.”
Last Words
November is a month of warm foods, cool air, and endless cozy moments. Whether you’re a fan of the early sunsets, the layered outfits, or just the extra helpings of pie, November keeps us laughing all month long. Embrace the quirks of this in-between season, and remember to keep things light—and maybe to save some room for leftovers!
